So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
