you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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