i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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