one might say we're banned from that church
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Houston, we have a blender
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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