idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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