Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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