Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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