You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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