I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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