Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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