She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
How external is "for external use only"?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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