im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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