I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just high enough for therapy.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Randomize
