: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Can I color on your dick again?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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