what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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