i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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