nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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