I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
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The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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