I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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