gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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