I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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