Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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