I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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