good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sober January is a disaster.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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