All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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