So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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