that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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