So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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