i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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