Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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