I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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