spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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