Sacagawea was the original milf.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize
