We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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