DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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