He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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