Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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