What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
