It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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