Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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