even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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