Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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