Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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