its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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