Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My vagina just clenched in fear
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
