But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
