What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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