I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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