Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
