do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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